Two Years of RPF!

Greetings RPF Soldiers

Two Years of RPF!!

Please note, I’ll only be going into detail of what happaned since May 8th 2008.

Thats right folks, two years ago on May 8th 2007 Commando717 and Kyle Cease founded RPF. Its been quite a ride, we had the glory days of Commando. Then the short leadership of Kg that ended sending RPF into its darkest times yet. Then we had 16 (or was it13?) days of disputed leadership, we averaged more then one retirement per day in those two weeks. It was quite a time, I suggest you look in the archives of June 2008 so you can see exactly what happaned. In the end though Ziehen was the leader of RPF, he would lead us through togh times, a rather large war that is considered by some to be WWIV. We got a constitution under Ziehen, and became a real democracy. Then we had our first revolt against ACP. ACP had become a true evil in our eyes, Kg007 had betrayed RPF and gone to lead ACP, for which most RPF soldiers will never forgive him. At first we thought we would win, but then all the other major armies turned on us. It was only with Furbu27’s and Ziehen’s clever negotiations thjat RPF made it out in one piece. We later would defeat ACP in the second revolt in which the other major armis would be by our side. Ziehen was certainly a good leader despite many things, but eventually the RPF people didnt want him, and elections determined a new leader. The elections looked like they would be a face off between Dragoninja0 and Furbur27. Furbur27 was the favorite when commando717 decided to come back and run against Dragon and Furbur, in the end Commando would win. Commando became leader, causing RPF to grow. We had many invasions, I cant say that very much happaned as far as war, but RPF grew alot under Commando. I was inactive for alot of this time because January and February are my busy times so I dont know all the details. Commando however would retire once more, and elections would determine a new leader. Kyle Cease the co-founder came out as the favorite, Dragoninja0 who could be a large threat to Kyle, and Furbur27 who was a longshot but still a possible threat. In the end though Kyle won, and he became leader of RPF. Many didnt like him, but he told them he really didn’t care. It is to early to judge Kyle’s leadership as he hasnt even been leader for a month yet, but so far hes done a good job.

In conclusion RPF is a great army, we are in tough times and will be in tougher times in the future. You can say were smaller then we were under Commando, or Kg, but you cant call us dead, and we are coming back up, we will be not just a large force in CP armies but one of the largest forces in CP armies very soon. RPF just like every CP army, will never fall as long as there are still soldiers left to lead it.

I metioned looking at the archive of June 2008, I highly suggest doing this. Much more happaned in Summer 2008 then I was able to mention, and you can’t truly judge Ziehen or me, or anyone else who was active in that time without knowing the full story.

Greetings RPF Soldiers!

Im asking if i can make a rpf news site???? Would that be alright? Im waiting for a go. Sorry for the short post.

~Poliwinkle~

“Live The Revolution!”

Help Me To Help You

Obviously the message isn’t clear enough. Being a man that people hate with their heart and soul, I need to improve myself to be an important leader. But the problem comes with this: Every one of you thinks that you’re my special little buddy, and I wull take all of my advice from you. That’s not true. Far from it. I have my own personal advisors. Tucker, Furbur, you know. But  everyone has some problems with the way things are going. And I know it may be contrary to every OTHER leader (Boomer, Aber, Shab, Spacey, Wii, Lotsof etc…) but I don’t WANT to surround myself with people that say I’m great. I’d rather have my public tell me what I’m doing wrong. It’s not like I just want to know my faults. I think the title of this post is self explanitory! Help me to help you! If you think something sucks, then you need to tell  me what it is right NOW, in comment form. I want everyone that is active to think of something they don’t like about RPF right now, and tell me what it is in comment form. Because I’m obviously doing something wrong, and if you could tell me what that was, we could all be rocketed into being a major army again. So please, don’t hesitate to complain. By the way, I’ll just delete comments that say, “The problem with RPF is that Kyle is here” because that’s not constructive! So I should go change my name? I mean, seriously think about this. I’m the man with the power to fix things. All you have to do is tell me what’s broken.

-Kyle- Dog=Cat + Loyalty

Active Count

Another one! We were getting O.K. Comments. But then the stars came out of alliance, and you all decided that the blog is too boring again. This post counts as an active count. Maybe we got more members since the recruiting. I know I’ve recruited at last 4 people alone. Some guy named Orange, even.

The Meaning of Liff

I declare the battle to have been a tie.

According to person’s post, the nachos won the server by capturing each room. If thats true then all I have to do is go to each room and ignore the ppl who are there when I leave the room.

Example: Nachos regrouped at cove. They then left for the forest. Acp then moved to the cove.      You can’t say you captured the cove because Acp recaptured it a minute later.

Also invasions are only won if every room has been won in a battle. I didn’t see any big battles because each army filled up the room they were in. This is why it is a tie.

If you still can’t accept that then look at this:

“This battle is no longer to fight over the server Snow Fort. The meaning of this battle is to help keep our great ally, the UMA.”

http://nachoarmy.com/2009/05/01/nachos-of-club-penguin/

Now an invasion has to be scheduled 24 hrs in advance. Your edit was never corrected 24 hrs in advance which makes it a lie to say that Acp has lost snow fort.

ONTO THE WINNERS OF THE WAR!!!

In all the pictures I saw and the time I was at the battle on cp whatever room each army was in was full. It wasn’t that Acp scurried from each room trying to “avoid” nachos, we just swarmed into the last room nachos were in hoping to catch them once the room was not full.

I don’t remember any battles because both armies filled up their rooms. Acp didn’t defend because Nachos didn’t attack us. If anything Nachos ran from us because as Acp swarmed into the non full server, Nachos left it for another room.

Until someone can prove that an invasion of a server is now defined as: Going from room to room, filling it up so no soldiers of the defending army can get in, and claiming that room as unable to be recaptured. Also all the rooms do not have to be captured, just the ones that the “winner” wants to have to be captured.” Until this is proven as the new definition, nachos have no ground to stand on when they claim they have won.

Shab

Practice Battle Reminder #4

Red Team- Air Force and Navy

Blue Team- Military and Marine

• When?- May 2nd,
• 6:30 PM Eastern Time
• 5:30 PM Central Time
• 4:30 PM Mountain Time
• 3:30 PM Pacific Time
• 3:30 PM PST

• 11:00 PM UK

• Where?- Toboggan, Snowforts

Today is the day of the practice battle, be there, or you’ll anger Abraham Lincoln:

/\/\/\Emperer Josh/\/\/\

Recruitment Party Tomorrow

Let’s organize a recruitment party for tomorrow. How does 5  PST work for everyone? I like it. Most of our members are east-coast time. Let’s do it at Tuxedo. And it’s awefully disspaointing how little I have to say. If I make a news post, you guys won’t read it. But if I make 3 sentences, you’ll take time out of your day.

Summer Time Is Almost Here

I made a mention in my introductory update last week that the weather’s been pretty darn uppity of late. It’s been hot enough to boil the bum of any primate you’d care to name. It must irk God somewhat; first we’re complaining about how freezing it is and how it doesn’t seem to want to stop raining, then we get all cross ‘cos our earwax is melting and dribbling down our necks. It’s only a matter of time before the big feller gets out his cosmic sniper rifle and climbs the bell tower of heaven.

In the meantime, though, I think it’s my public duty to advise people how best to beat the heat. Which is why, to this end, I compiled a short guide to keeping your cool in the summer sun.

1. Keep your cool

The sun will doubtlessly make you feel a little bit hot at some point. Don’t panic! There are simple ways to remedy this situation. Most shops sell these great little cooling packs (usually with names like ‘Solero’ and ‘Orange Fruitie’). Just buy a couple of these and pack them into your shoes. This will keep you cool all day long! Eventually a curious squelchy, fruity-smelling mess will appear in your footwear. Don’t worry, that means it’s working. Also, when you get home you can tip all this goo into a glass and enjoy a fruity treat as a reward for beating the heat! (BONUS TIP: Don’t use this technique if you wear sandals)

2. Ignore the sun

If you can ignore the sun, then it might just go away. Walk around in a thick winter coat holding a hot water bottle with your back to the sun, commenting in a loud voice how unbelievably chilly it is today. If people ask you what the hell you’re doing, wink knowingly and tap your nose. If they try to point out that the sun is out and it is very hot, look around theatrically with your hand shielding your eyes, then shrug and say ‘I see no sun today!’. If they persist, punch them in the face and run. They are obviously sun sympathisers.

I always use this technique in hot weather and it hasn’t failed me yet. Every single time the sun has eventually gone away. Usually at some point between eight or nine pm.

3. Stare the sun down

If the above technique doesn’t work (it will, but just in case) the next thing you can try is frightening the sun away. Bullies are usually cowards who will run away if you show any steel. Stand your ground. Put a defiant expression on your face and stare at that sun with narrowed, gimlet eyes. After a few hours of this your vision will start to fog, but don’t worry, that means it’s working. After another few hours everything should be totally black. Congratulations, you have scared the sun away! Just try not to run into any lampposts on your victorious journey home.

4. Avoid the harmful rays

The sun emits radiation just like any barrel of glowing green stuff, and if you spend too much time under these rays your skin will redden and peel off, leaving you a freakish, bloody mess of exposed muscular tissue. To combat this, there are these fantastic plastic suits you can buy from the local nuclear plant surplus store that cover your whole body. Wear one at all times and you will probably be safe.

Look very hard at this picture.

If you see sunbathers like these lying around, they must be warned right away of the danger. Run up and down the beach shouting at them until they go away. If they don’t go away, get hold of a high-powered machine gun and fire a few shots into the sky. If they still don’t move, they are obviously SPIES for the sun, sending information to their satanic leader through coded messages written in suntan lotion on their sweaty, filthy bodies. Show these mothers the error of their ways and empty a few clips into their unclean flesh.

5. Move

If the heat is really getting to you and nothing seems to work, then I’m sorry, it’s time to pack up and move somewhere where the heat is less intense. I suggest Quebec, or Finland, or the Arctic Circle. If none of these really float your boat you can always try Mars, or even one of the moons of Jupiter if you’re really sensitive. Maybe there you won’t have to worry about that mean old sun picking on you, you blubbery little big girls’ blouses. You filthy coward. You disgust me.

So there you have it! All the tips you need to combat our natural enemy, the evil cute-puppy-killing sun. Now you’ve got no excuse to be complaining about the heat, soldier. What’s that? A tan? Down on the floor and give me fifty, you traitorous swine! Since you like the sun so much maybe you’d like to be staked out on the roof for a week, eh? Eh? We’ll see what kind of tan you’ll have after that! Dismissed!

 

-This article has been copied from http://fullyramblomatic.com

 

-Kyle. Go There! Check it out!

40 Active Members

Well, I saw the results. We have 40 active members. Some of which are never active during wartime because they’re faithful to UMA or ACP. Or something. Anyway, we’re going to have to have a recruitment party, DUH! Let’s organize this one. It has to be organized, and well planned. We get as many RPF members as possible to go to the server White Out, and start recruiting in the Town! Or the Iceberg! Whatever works/has the most people in it.

When? This Friday, 6 PST.

Why? To get more recruits

Where? White Out

According to the WW Site, (OMG, I Totally read the sites of the other armies. Now, if only… EVERYONE from EVERY other army could say the same -.-) the word “Search” appears. This means that some of us have to be shouting “Join RPF!” and others of us have to be shouting “Search Clubpenguin RPF!”. I assume that our RSA (RPF as a Second Army) members, will be able to attend this, as it’s not a war, and they ARE in RPF.

In Other News:

I’m proposing a much needed Stock Penguin Color Change. After observing the WW, and their successful recruiting technique, it’s come to my attention: Not a lot of kids like the shade ‘black’. So we should change our color! At least that way, people will think we’re just some dumb color party, right? Then we’ll get people joining, and they won’t even know it. And when they think to themselves, ‘that color party today was just neat-o’, they’ll remember ‘What were they all shouting me to do? Search… RPF or something like that? Hmm *types in on google* WOAH! THIS IS FRICKEN AWESOME!” See how it works, everyone? At least color provides a memory boost

Recruitment Party Tomorrow

Let’s organize a recruitment party for tomorrow. How does 5  PST work for everyone? I like it. Most of our members are east-coast time. Let’s do it at Tuxedo. And it’s awefully disspaointing how little I have to say. If I make a news post, you guys won’t read it. But if I make 3 sentences, you’ll take time out of your day.

Summer Time Is Almost Here

I made a mention in my introductory update last week that the weather’s been pretty darn uppity of late. It’s been hot enough to boil the bum of any primate you’d care to name. It must irk God somewhat; first we’re complaining about how freezing it is and how it doesn’t seem to want to stop raining, then we get all cross ‘cos our earwax is melting and dribbling down our necks. It’s only a matter of time before the big feller gets out his cosmic sniper rifle and climbs the bell tower of heaven.

In the meantime, though, I think it’s my public duty to advise people how best to beat the heat. Which is why, to this end, I compiled a short guide to keeping your cool in the summer sun.

1. Keep your cool

The sun will doubtlessly make you feel a little bit hot at some point. Don’t panic! There are simple ways to remedy this situation. Most shops sell these great little cooling packs (usually with names like ‘Solero’ and ‘Orange Fruitie’). Just buy a couple of these and pack them into your shoes. This will keep you cool all day long! Eventually a curious squelchy, fruity-smelling mess will appear in your footwear. Don’t worry, that means it’s working. Also, when you get home you can tip all this goo into a glass and enjoy a fruity treat as a reward for beating the heat! (BONUS TIP: Don’t use this technique if you wear sandals)

2. Ignore the sun

If you can ignore the sun, then it might just go away. Walk around in a thick winter coat holding a hot water bottle with your back to the sun, commenting in a loud voice how unbelievably chilly it is today. If people ask you what the hell you’re doing, wink knowingly and tap your nose. If they try to point out that the sun is out and it is very hot, look around theatrically with your hand shielding your eyes, then shrug and say ‘I see no sun today!’. If they persist, punch them in the face and run. They are obviously sun sympathisers.

I always use this technique in hot weather and it hasn’t failed me yet. Every single time the sun has eventually gone away. Usually at some point between eight or nine pm.

3. Stare the sun down

If the above technique doesn’t work (it will, but just in case) the next thing you can try is frightening the sun away. Bullies are usually cowards who will run away if you show any steel. Stand your ground. Put a defiant expression on your face and stare at that sun with narrowed, gimlet eyes. After a few hours of this your vision will start to fog, but don’t worry, that means it’s working. After another few hours everything should be totally black. Congratulations, you have scared the sun away! Just try not to run into any lampposts on your victorious journey home.

4. Avoid the harmful rays

The sun emits radiation just like any barrel of glowing green stuff, and if you spend too much time under these rays your skin will redden and peel off, leaving you a freakish, bloody mess of exposed muscular tissue. To combat this, there are these fantastic plastic suits you can buy from the local nuclear plant surplus store that cover your whole body. Wear one at all times and you will probably be safe.

Look very hard at this picture.

If you see sunbathers like these lying around, they must be warned right away of the danger. Run up and down the beach shouting at them until they go away. If they don’t go away, get hold of a high-powered machine gun and fire a few shots into the sky. If they still don’t move, they are obviously SPIES for the sun, sending information to their satanic leader through coded messages written in suntan lotion on their sweaty, filthy bodies. Show these mothers the error of their ways and empty a few clips into their unclean flesh.

5. Move

If the heat is really getting to you and nothing seems to work, then I’m sorry, it’s time to pack up and move somewhere where the heat is less intense. I suggest Quebec, or Finland, or the Arctic Circle. If none of these really float your boat you can always try Mars, or even one of the moons of Jupiter if you’re really sensitive. Maybe there you won’t have to worry about that mean old sun picking on you, you blubbery little big girls’ blouses. You filthy coward. You disgust me.

So there you have it! All the tips you need to combat our natural enemy, the evil cute-puppy-killing sun. Now you’ve got no excuse to be complaining about the heat, soldier. What’s that? A tan? Down on the floor and give me fifty, you traitorous swine! Since you like the sun so much maybe you’d like to be staked out on the roof for a week, eh? Eh? We’ll see what kind of tan you’ll have after that! Dismissed!

 

-This article has been copied from http://fullyramblomatic.com

 

-Kyle. Go There! Check it out!

40 Active Members

Well, I saw the results. We have 40 active members. Some of which are never active during wartime because they’re faithful to UMA or ACP. Or something. Anyway, we’re going to have to have a recruitment party, DUH! Let’s organize this one. It has to be organized, and well planned. We get as many RPF members as possible to go to the server White Out, and start recruiting in the Town! Or the Iceberg! Whatever works/has the most people in it.

When? This Friday, 6 PST.

Why? To get more recruits

Where? White Out

According to the WW Site, (OMG, I Totally read the sites of the other armies. Now, if only… EVERYONE from EVERY other army could say the same -.-) the word “Search” appears. This means that some of us have to be shouting “Join RPF!” and others of us have to be shouting “Search Clubpenguin RPF!”. I assume that our RSA (RPF as a Second Army) members, will be able to attend this, as it’s not a war, and they ARE in RPF.

In Other News:

I’m proposing a much needed Stock Penguin Color Change. After observing the WW, and their successful recruiting technique, it’s come to my attention: Not a lot of kids like the shade ‘black’. So we should change our color! At least that way, people will think we’re just some dumb color party, right? Then we’ll get people joining, and they won’t even know it. And when they think to themselves, ‘that color party today was just neat-o’, they’ll remember ‘What were they all shouting me to do? Search… RPF or something like that? Hmm *types in on google* WOAH! THIS IS FRICKEN AWESOME!” See how it works, everyone? At least color provides a memory boost

Active Count

Greetings RPF Soldiers

Active Count

Well after Kyle’s post I thought the sensible thing to do is to have an active count. So if you are an active soldier of RPF then just leave a comment on this post!

Congratulations To Our New Recruits!

We would like to congratulate the following new Recruits, and hope that they come to R.P.F. chat, and become active members in R.P.F.

Red: Congrats, you are now a Mercenary in RPF. Work your way up, and get on R.P.F. Chat more!

WiremuK09: You’re going to be a Bloodslayer for the Rebel Penguin Federation

Sjanetsky: You will be a Thor: God of Thunder

Tama63: Come on down! You’ll be Doombringer, always remember to Fight the Good Fight.

Ronaldo548: For your outstanding work in both the Nachos and the ACP, you will be an Emissary

Dugboy3: Fight the Good Fight, brother! In the R.P.F., you will be made a Lumberjack: Ender of Bears

Anwar24: Welcome to R.P.F., cousin! You will be made a Super Cadet!

Sassy: For understanding what is and isn’t annoying, you will be a CoffeeBringer! Fight the Good Fight!

Blizwizz1: Everyone congratulate our new Fisty McBeefPunch

RIVERBOY879:Welcome to RPF, Hatchet Man!

Faniis123: Everyone say hello to our newest Hatredcopter Pilot

Yo Dude 1999: Congratulations are in order, as we have another Mercenary!

Axevolution: Our Newest Inspector Gadget!!

Massive Recruiting

Well I think we should do some massive recruiting on all of our big servers. I will hand out medals to EVERYONE who participates in recruiting, and if you help ALOT I will promote you. So get on tuxedo, or yeti, just get on our most populated servers and recruit. You may also recruit on mammoth as it is neutral.

RPF Chat

Well I guess this was never really announced but the location of RPF chat has changed and is locatd at http://xat.com/tehrpf I hope to see lots of people there.

Apprentice & Foreign Affairs Results

Yep, I have found my apprentice and two ‘helpers’ for the foreign affairs department! To start the people that will help me in foreign affairs are Fiasco and Mpenguin123! Mpenguin will be serving as second in command. Now my new apprentice, this was a toughdecision but I have chosen Oberst543!

~ Furbur27, RPF leadership Intern

KYLE EDIT: How can  anyone blame me for this?! I seriously want to know! It’s like, people don’t like me, so that’s my fault? I try to be as nice as I can be, and I definitely consider myself nicer than some of the ACP leaders *cough*Aber*cough*. It’s not like I’m some monster that runs around beating orphans and burning kittens! How can anyone comment: “This is all Kyle’s fault. He’s a terrible leader”. I made it to the battle! I’m trying! It’s more than any of you can say! Especially MOST of you, considering the turnout of the battle. Seriously, what do my leadership capabilities have to do with your personal liking of me? I can’t say “I hate fish, so fish must have terrible swimming skills.” I am a leader. And I’ve been a leader before. The problem is in your personal hatred for me, rather than my ability to lead. Think about that for a minute, before you immediately comment “KYLE SUCKS” or something.

MORALE BOOST:

I Love My New Recruits

And now I see. It wasn’t RPF that people joined. It was Commando. Now that I’m the leader of RPF, nobody is in RPF. Just perfect! Well, you all suck. There was an active count of 3 RPF members total at the fantasy war. Good job! You really made it there… Josh… and some kid I don’t know! Good Work! We’re going to have a fricking recruitment party EVERY fricking day for the rest of my fricking term as your fricking leader, Josh and that kid I don’t know.

Lots O’ Stuff

Greetings RPF Soldiers

War for Fun

To start things off I should remind you about the war for fun later today, here is the info:

When? This Saturday at 4 pst, 5 mst, 6 cst, 7 est, All Aussie’s and Brits have to figure it out for themselves.

Where? Tuxedo. We’ll be playing the role of the Defenders. Most of the battle will take place in the snowfort, as it seems like the only logical place to hold a snowball battle. However, should the snowfort fill up, feel free to use the pool, or the pizza parlor

With Whom? The ACP will be playing the role of the attackers.

RPF Quiz!

I was bored so I thought I would ake sort of an RPF history quiz, because alot of newer RPF members dont know a bunch of stuff about RPF history.

1. On what day was RPF founded?
   
2. Who was the third leader of RPF?
   
3. Who was the second leader of RPF?
   
4. Who wrote RPF’s first constitution?
   
5. Who was leader during RPF’s first revolt against ACP back in 2008?
   
6. How many servers did RPF have in October 2008?
   
7. Who was the 7th RPF leader?

Sorry for the lack of questions but I dont have a bunch oftime right now.

Anniversary

Today is the aniversary of a major event in RPF history! A year ago today on April 18th 2008, Commando717 retired from RPF just a few days after Oagal retired from ACP. Of course you all know that Commando came back but this marked the new generation in RPF which several high ranking members of RPF today, including Sergie, and myself are considered to be part of. http://rebelfederation.com/2008/04/18/fight-the-good-fight/

RPF’s two year anniversary is also coming up soon and I know I’m not leader (yet xD) but I have big things planned for CP, RPF chat, and one other twist for a massive party! If anyone has ideas for the party then feel free to share, your opinion matters to me!

~ Furbur27, RPF Leadership Intern

KYLE EDIT: Hola! Anyway, I’m here to talk about something important. Recruitment! RPF Needs a recruitment party! Our morale is way down, and our active  troop count is probably at an all time low. So, Tonight, after the practice battle, when we’re all up and jumpy, let’s all get on Tuxedo, and brainwash young minds… I mean, recruit more for the RPF! Let’s Do this!

… And A Whole Lot of Lawn Gnomes

The New Rank are Out!!! Nobody’s been like, promoted, or demoted. But there are new rank names. So I actually take that back, some of you have been demoted. But it’s for the greater good! Just look at the shiny new rank names! Among my personal favorites are, “Deathbed: The Bed that Eats People” and “Admiral Wiggles”.

Other things in the news. Some issues came up with WW. I don’t know what happened, or how or why or when. I DO know that we aren’t going to stoop to their level. I can tell you exactly what happened, but you wouldn’t care, so I won’t get into it. I guess to sum things up, Spacey is Always Right. Unfortunately, she wanted to be right about being wrong. And that kind of caused this weird time-space(y) vortex that destroyed Finland. So now WW wants to wage war, and I want to settle things, but Wii and Spacey refuse to communicate with RPF. Be on your guard, but don’t attack any WW you see, we don’t want things to get any WORSE.

The Fantasy War between the ACP and the RPF is tomorrow, hooray! I’m not hearing a hooray… Well anyway, the Battle to Change Casual Monday to Fridays is about to begin… or whatever I called it. I hope to see my RPF troops giving RPF a good name, when they show up. But they might not, and that will sadden me, and I’ll have to kill this adorable golden retriever. You don’t want me to kill and adorable golden retriever, do you? Please show up at tomorrow’s fantasy war.

If you’re on later tonight, you might see a new page come up. The Media Branch, I plan to launch today! You don’t have to be a fighter, you can be a muse! The people in the media branch are those that regularly help the RPF out with things like, Public Relations, Getting Us Known, Designing Multimedia (Arts of any kind, to be more exact) and so on. I hope you like them.

ACP and UMA, and IW, and WW, and BB, and ST, and Nachos, I need to talk to all y’all. I want a United Nations. But I want it to work better than Commando’s. We’ll hold it at a chat where we’re all equals, nobody’s chat. And we won’t need a site. But I want to know that we can regularly meet, to maturely, and calmly settle our differences. It’s not as though this is the end of fun, though! We will still have plenty of fantasy wars. As I said, I want there to be a new battle every saturday!

WW declared war on RPF for no reason. Or something like that. I’m not really going to follow it, mostly because I’ve done nothing wrong to anyone. Nobody really cares about what I say, so it’s not like they’re going to listen to my point of view, but here’s a little graph:

And my last point on the agenda: The Costume Party is tonight! Come to RPF chat dressed as your favorite movie character, and have a little fun!

Kyle Cease – Experiencing Technical Difficulties

TUNDRA ON CODE RED

Greetings RPF Soldiers

Yeasterday evening the Watex Warriors invaded tundra, breaking the long standing tundra union alliance. RPF then held them back and I never heard the result ofthe battle. So as head of foreign affairs for RPF I am putting tundra on the following codes/alets:

RPF INTERNAL WAR CODES/LEVELS

Level 4/Red: All out war between two “big” armies, all measures taken

USRPF SERVER DEFCON CODES

Defcon 2: Server In War Territory, Battling Within

So tundra needs to be patrolled at all times possible, if you’re online then patrol tundra. I also think you should patrol other majore USRPF servers, especially tuxedo. I will be negotiating with the WW leaders anytime they are online. Until we reach an agreement you are to deafend USRPF but NOT invade or attack any WW server. I dont want war wuith WW, they have been our greatest allie for close to a year now.

Also I need to talk to a BB leader, I cant remember if Klim is still the BB leader. As BB owns part of tundra I need to talk to their leader.

~ Furbur27

Anything Can Happen Thursdays

Suprise! It’s Anything Can Happen Thursday. Today’s thing… that will happen, is a quiz! A Music Quiz! The winner gets a shiney gold star on their forehead.

1. This band does the song Drawing Flies
   
2. This song was inspired by a Sunday Drive
   
3. Remembered on Saturday Night Live, this song could always use a little more cowbell
   
4. This band’s got a Cat named Maceo
   
5. This is a local band from my home state, which I have mentioned several times on chat.
   
6. The Nine Inch Nails song, Capital G, is about what?
   
7. If he could be a super hero, he would be justice guy, making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie.
   
8. The Eerie song, Camouflage, by this band, features a high pitched singer, screaming into the mic.
   
9. According to this song, the virus will make your iPod play only Jethro Tull, and make you physically attracted to sheep.
   
10. The title of this ska song is nothing but a few numbers.
    
11. In the College Humor special, about the nineties calling, this band’s album was featured
    
12. Number 230 on the playlist that used to be featured on the RPF site.
    
13. In the movie, Accepted, two different songs were featured that had the same name. That name was ___?
    
14. Youtube cartoonist, Shadowleggy, featured this song by Stroke 9 in one of her Resident Evil Musicals
    
15. Name one of the songs that The Killers played during their SNL performance.
    

People who ace the test, will be given ownership on the chat for a week.

-Kyle

Author Again!

Greetings RPF Soldiers (you better know who this is XD)

It’s your old friend Furbur27 back here again, I am once again an author! I am back to rock the blog readers with my good opinions, and great ideas! In a time of crisis the chances are I’ll be one of the only people who makes any sense.

Right now I’m looking for people to help me with the foreign affairs department, and a new apprentice because my old one (Clear Ice 42) is inactive. I will accept one person forthe apprentice position, and two or three people to help with foreign affairs.

Foreign Affairs Application

What experience do you have in foreign affairs?

How often are you on RPF chat?

What armies are you in?

What is your rank in RPF?

What would you say is your main army?

Apprentice Application

How long have you been in CP armies?

How often are you on RPF chat?

Is RPF your main army?

What armies are you in?

Why do you want to be my apprentice?

Just fill the form out if you’re interested and leave it in a comment! I’ll announce who I’ll be taking in my next post

~ Furbur27

Welcome to RPF

Fiasco edit : These are people who joined after March31,2009. If you joined before that, your name is not on this list. Also, grammar is my worst subject, so don’t bother pointing out the errors.

Fiasco 121 here. Since nobody has given the new recruits ranks for 15 days, Kyle asked me to give them all ranks. Your name will be said and what your rank is. Do you understand? If you don’t,I hope you ask someone what that means.  Here are the new recruits ranks anyways.

Branden18 , your a Shock Troop .

Headofpolice , your a Syndicate Captain.

Flappy2558 , your a Staff Sergeant.

Token 29, your a Shock Troop First Class.

Thomas0270, your an Operative.

Dodson , your a Shock Troop First Class.

Glerkk, your a Shock Troop.

Pengy Aqua, your a Shock Troop.

Lavaliker , your a Shock Troop.

John 09213, your another Shock Troop.

Aberacer, you get to be an Emissary.

Vte4grapes6, your a Shock Troop.

Brentjames, your also a Shock Troop.

Bryancool45, your a Shock Troop.

Ho6po6, your ANOTHER Shock Troop.

Dhfd, your a Sergeant.

Rice44cp, your a Hatchet Man.

Dan Popper, your Shock Troop First Class.

87 David 87, your a Shock Troop.

Aka kris, your a Shock Troop.

Saihaj1, your a Shock Troop.

Rat1113, your a Shock Troop.

Daisys59, your a Shock Troop First Class.

Pm Elite, your a Shock Troop First Class.

Trevor Cade, your a Shock Troop First Class.

TJH64, your a Sergeant.

Girlsrule937, your a Shock Troop First Class.

Lumarnara, your a Shock Troop.

Saint1119, your a Syndicate Captain.

Abercrombe29, your a Syndicate Captain.

Dylanator, your a Shock Troop.

Metrostar1, your a Shock Troop.

Laura 8 1 5, your a Shock Troop.

Lkumiku, your a Hatchet Man.

Anubis34, your Shock Troop.

Shuffle360, your a Sergeant.

4455ashpie, your a Shock Troop First Class.

Rhnio, your a Shock Troop First Class.

Rianjr2446, your a Lieutenant.

Naruto Renda, your a Shock Troop.

Thank you all for Joining RPF, and Fighting The Good Fight

Kyle Edit: I’m not trying to uh… rain on anyone’s parade here. I am proposing a new ranking system. Rank names are going to change. Some poeple are going to go up, some people are going to go down. But I do want feelings on one big topic. People love to see their name on the ranks. But they don’t have any idea how hard it is to do.  From this point on, I can mention everyone who recruits in a post. But do I have to list all of you on the ranks page? I’ve always wanted it to just be nothing more than a list of the various ranks you can attain in RPF. I’m going to be making dozens of new ranks, and split some people up. Yeah, some of you will get promoted, some of you will get demoted. But it’s not a big deal, because for MOST of you, it won’t be more than a rank, maybe two down. And it’s really easy to get back up – not that people honestly judge you based on your rank. In the RPF, I try to create a casual relationship with my troops and I, meaning that there is no “mod rank” but instead, only a certian point that you’ll get to in your life where I feel you get ready for making desisions on the chat. Anyway, before I ramble on too far, here’s the poll I was talking about earlier.

Do I have to list all of you on the ranks?

Yes, I love to see my name in the splotlight!
No, I’m cool with having my rank in my chat name, and not on the blog.

View Results
Polldaddy.com

New Author

Hey RPF im the new author on the site!!! ill be posting about news and stuff. Thanks

~Poliwinkle~

Club Penguin News ~ Commando Style

Commando Edit: Paintboy100’s site used to be blaming the Nachos for the hacking like yesterday. Its edited. Its blaming US now. Im going to contact wordpress about the situation myself.

You will never guess what idea I had this time that doesn’t involve me coming back in any big way. Commando717’s Awesome News (Still thinking of a name, but Ill go for that for now) On each blog I’m on Ill be posting editions of my famous Club Penguin News, where I take the CP paper and make it funny basically.

Im going to start on a every two week basis, and then more in the summer while I have more time.

So yes, you will be able to have your “Ask Commando” questions finally answered.

- Commando717

Fight The Good Fight

You’ve Gotta Hand It To Bill Nye…

Alright, RPF, listen up! As I promised, I’m trying to schedule a war for fun every Saturday evening! This Saturday, you’ll never believe what I scored us!

War for Fun! (We need some cooler names…)

Clash Of the Titans! (No… too cliche…)

The Battle For The Right To Change Casual Friday to Monday (There we go.)

• When? This Saturday at 7 Est, 8 Cst, 7 Mst, 6 Pst, All Aussie’s and Brits have to figure it out for themselves.
  
• Where? Tuxedo. We’ll be playing the role of the Defenders. Most of the battle will take place in the snowfort, as it seems like the only logical place to hold a snowball battle. However, should the snowfort fill up, feel free to use the pool, or the pizza parlor
  
• With Whom? The ACP will be playing the role of the attackers.

-Story-

With the hacking of the ACP, RPF, and Nacho sites, the world was thrown into chaos. The Nachos quickly withdrew their troops from servers in an effort to build up their numbers. Meanwhile, the ACP, desperate to seek revenge on their only suspect, RPF, declared war. With only one option left, the RPF had to defend their homeland. Enter:The Battle For The Right To Change Casual Friday to Monday.

-Disclaimer! That story was from the perspective of a person writing  in an alternate reality. None of it is factual -

Alright, I hope you all have fun. And get ready for the organizing battle we’ll be having next Saturday, with the Nachos.

-Kyle Cease

Pandora’s Box (And Other Cubes Involved in World Creation)

Guess what! Come on, guess… I know you hate this game, but just guess for me! Please? I’ve won the position of RPF Leader! Hooray! I’m just making this post to get things started off, but I’ll make a post-post later on tonight. I’ll see what I can get done in this little 15 minute period I have.

So, a long time ago, a wise man asked me “Kyle, what are your future plans for RPF”, to which I promptly responded, “Well, I believe that we could use a ficus over here. Maybe a few palm trees in the back, and I’m going to be purchasing a grape vine to hang across my cieling,” to which he promtly responded in rebuttle, “I said ‘plaNs’.” To which I responded in yet another rebuttle, “I’ll be flying Southwest Airlines from here on out, baby.” He then called me an idiot and ended the interview. So, my friends: The plans for R.P.F.

As I just started as a leader, I’m going to need some little ‘tutorials’ so to speak in my leadership. But the first change I Can garuntee you all, is an updated rank system. No, people aren’t going to get promotions (some of you are, some of you are also gonna get demoted. I’m sorry, seriously.) But I need to change the rank names! They’re so gosh darn boring! I understand it’s not fun to be on the bottom of the ranks, but if I called the bottom rank “Blood-Killer” or something, you’d probably want to be at the bottom of the ranks! So, to stop mostly complaining, but also to add fun to the life of the RPF, we’re going to be getting some updated rank names.

In addition to updated rank names, is a sensational new idea I had. The Media Branch of RPF. It is completely unrelated to the Military. It’s for people that I feel are worthy of reporting the news. If you have a story you would like to submit to RPF, simply email it to me. All stories must be real tellings of current happenings. It doesn’t sound like a whole lot of fun, until you realize that you will just be writing short reports on whatever interests you. If written well, I’d promote you. Everyone who’s news story I like, I will promote to Author on the RPF site, and they will be able to make other news-worthy posts based on the genre they would like to cover. So far, I’m thinking: Sports, Trivia, Music, Movies, TV, Economics, Politics, and Regular CP Army News.

I hope you like the next four months as much as I will. My goal is for you to have the most fun you’ve ever had in the R.P.F., and to do that, we’re going to need parties. Lots of them. This Friday night will be Movie night, on RPF Chat. Come dressed as your favorite movie character, and celebrate with us at 9 pm est. Hope you make it.

P.S. – Send your Mail to simpsonsfan73@yahoo.com

~Kyle~Dr Pepper Fueled Rage-Trip

Last Post, Last Order

Ok, obviously if I leave just like I have for the past couple of days. Things go crazy. So, Im just going to wrap this up and get outta here.

First line of business….

THE FEDERATION-DEMOCRACY CONSTITUTION PROPOSAL HAS BEEN APPROVED BY DICTATOR COMMANDO717

CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED SERVERS

OF THE REBEL PENGUIN FEDERATION

<!–[if gte vml 1]> <![endif]–><!–[if !vml]–>“Justice, Freedom, and Representation”

Written By Citizen Ziehen

Last Revised By Ziehen on 25 March, 2009

For the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

1. Preamble

2. The Articles I, II, III, IV, V

3. Amendments (Bill of Rights)

4. Conclusion

1. Preamble

We, the Penguins of the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation, in order to construct a more unified nation, ensure domestic tranquility to the people, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare of our citizens at all times, and secure the blessings of justice, freedom, and fair representation within our nation borders with this Constitution.

2. The Articles

Article I

The System

Section I

The United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation is a Federation-Democracy, or more specifically a constitutional republic that uses cooperative [intrastate] federalism – the cooperation of federal, state, and local government. It therefore contains a central government (federal government) comprised of the Legislative Branch (Congress), the Executive Branch (President, Vice-President(s), and a cabinet of ministers (if applicable), and finally a Judicial Branch (Supreme Court and its Judges).

Section II

Below the federal government lies the local government of the servers. These are governed by the Executive Branch, whose mandatory position is only that of Server Governor. Any other positions shall be exclusively provided by the elected Server Governor at his own will.

Article II

The Legislative Branch

Section I

All legislative Powers herein shall be formed into the Congress of the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation, which shall consist of a House of Representatives and a Senate.

Section II

The House of Representatives shall be composed of members who shall be elected by the people of this Federation and its every server every three months. These representatives shall represent the needs of the Military, and hence are soldiers during their time of service in the Congress.

Section III

Any one soldier at time of candidacy with the rank of Head General, Warlord, and Head Warlord is eligible to candidate for a seat in the House of Representatives. Once elected by the people, one will be official.

Section IV

Any one citizen with the title of „Server Governor“ is automatically a part of the Senate. The Senate consists of all Governors and its Head officer is the Golden General.

Section V

Decisions shall be made by a fair vote of all congressmen, and then by the people. It is unjust to hold final votes on bills or any other inquiries without ALL official congressmen present (this includes the Head of the House of Representatives and Senate), or a poll for the people. It is unjust to make decisions affecting and representing the Federation without consult of all the entitled persons.

Section VI

The Congress shall have every right to make inquiries to the Executive Branch and form bills or petitions to ensure the stability of the nation, if they feel the Executives have not fulfilled any such actions in a timely manner at that point in time.

Section VII

The process of bill making shall be initiated by either the Congress or the Executives. With the first case, it shall be discussed and questioned by the Congress, then passed on to Executives, and sometimes the Judges when wished so by them. After the Federation-President approves, the Bill will be passed onto the people and will be in effect once the majority of the people approve. This will ensure that the people have absolute control in times of doubt. If the Congress is not able to meet for a situation to be discussed and voted upon within three days, the Executives may decide to make an immediate poll to create a more time-effective decision-making process.

Section VIII

All congressmen have both a verbal and judicial immunity during their time in office, known as diplomatic immunity. The only action not protected under this immunity is wrongful accusations or verbal insults to another member of this Federation. This immunity is in place to protect the congressman from threats, and to allow him to fulfill his duties at all times.

Section IX

All congressmen are expected to fulfill their duties of representing the people of this Federation fairly and to make decisions upon their own conscience. Failure to do any of these or to carry information with full confidence and secrecy will result in the prosecution according to this Constitution under „treason“. The accused will be immediately revoked of his congressmen status, his immunity, and potentially his citizenship until an inquiry is commenced by the Congress and the Supreme Court (Judicial Branch).

Article III

The Executive Branch

Section I

The Executive Branch makes day-to-day decisions of every aspect for the entire nation. In an emergency, this Branch is responsible for ensuring stability of the Federation through this time period, and therefore overrules any other government branch, if so decided by the government and lastly approved by the people. The Executive Branch is comprised of the Federation-President, technically referred to as the Head of State, who leads the Army, three “Triggers”, who lead the Government, and the Golden General, who is the Second-In-Command of the Army. All members also have diplomatic immunity during time of office.

Section II

The Federation-President is the supreme commander of the Rebel Penguin Federation, that being the Army. Unlike his close colleague, the Premier-General, the Federation-President has a minor, yet existing role in the Executive Branch. His consent is needed to sign major bills (not to be confused with inquiries or petitions by Congress), as to ensure consent of the common soldier and citizen in the first stage. The Federation-President is therefore also known as the „Commander-In-Chief“ (in the American system), and has absolute control of the Army. The only exclusion is an inquiry launched by the Congress AND the Premier-General. An impeachment happen with the same two processes; if the later occurs, the Supreme Court CANNOT turn down the case. The Federation-President’s authority is temporarily suspended if it can be proven that the majority of the people veto his actions. The Federation-President is elected every 4 months and has an unlimited amount of terms; he can reign as long as he gets re-elected. In an emergency, the Federation-President has absolute control and can perform all constitutional actions at his will, if approved by the majority of the people in an emergency poll.

Section III

To fulfill the government duties, there are three „Top Executive“ to lead the nation: the Triggers. Each one is also elected every 4 months; very commonly synchronically with the Federation-President. He also has absolute power of the government and can only be „stopped“ by the same process as the Federation-President; namely an inquiry launched by the Congress AND the Federation-President (this could include the Judges in both cases). A trigger is commonly part of the House of Representatives, and forms an exception, as he does NOT have an army rank, and does not vote as part of Congress – he only has discussion and bill-initiative rights. His authority is temporarily suspended if the people wish this to happen. His impeachment works by the same process as in Section II (Article III). Each trigger has a specific name: Armistice (the one who brings peace), Delirium (the one who brings disorder), and Vehence (the one who destructs). There are three to allow great diversity in discussions and decision-making; each one has specific expertise in each field and decisions are made by an “out-of-three” format (2=majority). The Armistice Trigger is usually designated as the Head of Senate. (Disorder and destruction don’t mix with serious congress matter; only peace does.)

Section IV

The Golden General is the second-highest official of the Army. The same rules apply to him as to the Federation-President (refer to Section II), that specifically being electoral terms and conditions, terms and conditions of suspending authority, and impeachment. However, he is the Head of the House of Representatives, votes as a congressman, and does not sign official documents to get them approved, unlike the Federation-President. It is hoped that the Silver General will benefit from his duties to be the designated of the Federation-President if he does not continue with his duty for multiple reasons (election loss, resignation, or rarely impeachment).

Article IV

The Judicial Branch

Section I

The Judicial Branch is comprised of three Supreme Court judges and meets in the Supreme Court. These three judges are the only permanent part of court cases (meaning that Jury always changes, along with prosecutors in some cases). Decisions are made along a simple majority rule: if two decide for the same action, it will occur, if the Jury agrees. If the Jury does not agree, the trial will be re-scheduled for a latter rendezvous.

Section II

The Judges also have immunity and must be unbiased judged on previous commitment in the government. They are elected every 6 months by the people as well. There is no minimum requirement and anyone can run. To ensure competence, the people can remove them from office at any given time. The Congress and Executives can launch an inquire at any given time, too.

Section III

The Jury is made up of at least five members of the nation or army, but NEVER government. They may be used to up to three consecutives cases until they lose their position. The Jury sits in court during trials and must form a final verdict just like the judges at the end of the trial.

Section IV

The Prosecutor consists of only one from the government. However, in many scenarios, private parties of the nation can hire additional prosecutors. They present material against the defendant to the court. Prosecutors can be hired by the government for as many times as they wish, if they are pleased with their efforts. Prosecutors may bring in witnesses who will testify against the defendant but always truthfully.

Section V

The defendant has the right to a lawyer, who represents him in court. However, he may not choose this right, if he finds himself familiar and confident enough in court. The defendant always has the freedom of speech privilege in court at all times, and has the right to bring witnesses along with him to prove his innocence. If found guilty, the defendant will be punished according to the verdict.

Article V

The Constitution

Section I

The Constitution is the supreme document of this nation and must always be followed, unless all Executives, two-thirds of the Congress, and the majority of the people wish to take it out of effect. Amendments may only be changed with the majority of the people’s approval.

Section II

The Constitution may NEVER be disobeyed in any government practice across the Federation. Failure to obey the Constitution will result in the immediate removal of office and immunity of the offender. If a soldier offends the Constitution, he will be fired indefinitely, and must present his case in front of the Supreme Court. Any citizen who violates the Constitution will be imprisoned according to the Supreme Court and may lose citizenship or even be exiled.

Section III

To change the Constitution, the government requires full Executive approval, and at least an absolute two-thirds majority from the Congress. The Judicial Branch may review the proposals if any of the above listed is not met. The Judicial Branch may NOT do this, if the majority of the people show their approval in a public poll.

3. The Amendments (Bill of Rights)

Amendment I

The government shall never violate the terms and conditions of this Constitution present. It is the supreme document that enforces and ensures domestic tranquility, common defense, general welfare, and liberty of the nation at any cost and in any situation.

Amendment II

Every soldier, citizen, and government official of this Federation has the freedom of speech (freedom of expression). This co-exists with the freedom of religion and any other beliefs. These cannot be discriminated or persecuted against, as cultural diversity is very welcome in the Federation to make it a location of a very broad worldview. Along with that, every member of this Federation shall always have a right to liberty, giving them the right to always decide for themselves – NO ONE can EVER force one to do something against one’s will; otherwise it constitutes a very severe constitutional offence.

Amendment III

Along with Amendment II, every member of the Federation has a status of equality to the law. This means that if any one member is under suspicion and will be prosecuted against, this one person will have has the rights of freedom of speech, right to liberty, and the right for a fair, non-biased trial with all other essential support to grant such a fair trial.

Amendment IV

The citizens, soldiers, at government officials of this Federation shall always have the right to express and judge the government and its actions and policies. Soldiers are entitled to vote as citizens in public polls at all times. If any such rights are violated, it constitutes a violation of the Constitution and Amendment I, II, and III.

Amendment V

The government who shall always fairly represent the citizens and soldiers shall never make any action violating these amendments or any other constitutional policy or restriction listed herein. Every member of this Federation is granted these rights to ensure a sustainable liberty and tranquility.

4. Conclusion

The document before hereby defines the Constitution of the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation in its newest state. It shall ensure eternal justice, freedom, and fair representation, as well as the basic rights listed in the Amendments, specifically Amendment II. With this Constitution, the Rebel Penguin Federation will always „FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT“ forever.

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Now since that is wrapped up, it seems that there is a dilemma considering leadership. So, Im just going to settle this with a far poll. Exactly what the Constitution orders us to do.

What you haven’t heard of it? The people get to decide who leads here. So we will let them decide!

Due to popular demand, a new poll has been made to add more names of more people running for RPF leader. Sorry for the further dilemma.

IM SORRY FOR FURTH DELAY, The Nachos HACKED us and fucked up the poll.

Look on the side bar for the poll…

To who ever wins:

Will become the Federation President and will be admined on the blog.

A few guidelines to that….

• No removing other admins (Or we will contact wordpress and come back and own you)
  
• No deleting (You have no reason, unless you want to piss off everybody who views the site)
  
• No adding users with out Commando’s consent, you know what happened last time. Contact at Commando4343@aol.com

And thats pretty much it… oh wait

• Follow the Constitution, it is set up really awesomely, so when your elected, read it over.

There that wraps this up.

Also, about Ask Commando and such. I may be starting another site some time in the future that will be about multiple video games and not just Club Penguin, Ill post on this site when I do make it. There will be Ask Commando there.

See you guys on the other side!

- Commando717

Fight The Good Fight

Surprise!

Commando717 here, I havent actually retired yet. Nor have I named Dragonninja0 leader yet. Because technically I was planning on finishing a few things before all of this.

• Establishing the Constitution me and Ziehen worked long and hard on
  
• Laying down some guidelines
  
• And saying good bye

So hold your horses Dragon.

- Commando717

Fight The Not Playing This Game Anymore Fight

KYLE EDIT: I’m running for leader! Seriously… this isn’t a test. Go to votekylecease.wordpress.com and check out my campaign. Also: The RPF Chat is being changed back to http://xat.com/therpf in order to restore order  and peace for the time being. Stop banning everyone Dragon. I’ll leave you an owner on RPF chat don’t worry about it.

The Inaugeral Address

Hello, It is Your Newest Leader, Dragonninja0, here with his inaugeral address. First of all, i would like to say what an honor it is to be the rpfs, newest leader.

second of all, kyles “constitution” is nothing. He has no Power in the RPF, and if i have any say in the matter, he never will again. Comando left the RPF as a Dictatorship, as a dictator, he named me the newest dictator. i assure you, that the RPF will not Remain a dictatorship, but will until such a time were my leadership is unquestioned, and the RPF is stable. The new goverment is already being created alongside our old friend ziehen.

Now, here comes the Revised Rankings, i hope there too everyones satisfaction.

Leader - Dragoninja0

Silver General - Furbur27, Mocar1

Luminary - (Air Force) Nielsenck; (Marines) Dj; (Military) Emperer Josh; (Navy) Orgulan

Templar - (Air Force) Worky, Lucario456; (Marines) Mpenguin123, Reaperdrone ; (Military) Fiasco121, Blak Mafias; (Navy) Jcapp64, Naruto 721

 

 

 

 

Head General – (Air Force) Bleu Missy, Gregorey; (Marines) Alex N, Bloobloo1 ; (Military) Abercrombe29, Saint; (Navy) Spongebob007, Sergie

Marshal- (Air Force) Coff, Blitz654, Apocolypse66; (Marines) Andrewf2, Serena, Johnhancoff; (Military) Stev17, Ram77, Mijos; (Navy) Casiusbrutus, Oberst, Jim456

General -

Admiral -

Colonel -

Major -

Captain -

Lieutenant -

Sergeant -

Bombardier -

Private -

All Ranks Below this Remain the same.

I would also like to announce, we shall be waging war on the golds for the treachery against the IW.

USRPF Constitution

THE USRPF CONSTITUTION

 

Created By The Rebel Penguin Federation / United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation

Written By Omega39

Revised By President Commando717 last on February 8th, 2009

Table of Contents

1. Preamble

2. Articles: I, II, III (simplified review in “8.”)

3. Amendments

4. Servers

5. Allies and Enemies

6. Citizenship

7. History

8. Rules To All Armies

9. Government System

10. Departments

11. Conclusion

Preamble

We, the penguins of the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation, in order to construct a more perfectly unified nation: ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare of our citizens, and secure our blessings of liberty within our nation borders. These four goals are what will establish our Constitution of the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation.

Articles: I, II, III

Article I [Legislative Branch]

Section I

All legislative powers (namely: governors, the Head Warlord, Warlord, Head Generals, and senators) are granted as the Congress of the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation, which will include the House of Representatives and the Senate.

Section II

The House of Representatives of the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation will be composed of the primary Vice-President, Head Warlord, Warlords, and Head Generals, (thus comprising of all congressmen from the “army”). To be in the House, one must be at least a Head General. Once this requirement is made, one will be official. The primary Vice-President is the Head of House by default, and can only be removed from this legislative privilege by a two-thirds majority independent vote (of this House). He/she may assign a “Head pro tempore” if he/she wishes not to fulfill the duties temporarily due to personal or executive reasons and/or priorities.

Section III

The Senate will be composed of the Governors, and secondary Vice-President of the USRPF. To be in the Senate, one must be elected as a governor of a Server of the USRPF. Once this requirement is made, one will be official. There are 12 designated Members. The secondary is the Head of the Senate and cannot be replaced by a two-thirds abdicating vote.

Section IV

The entire Congress of the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation will be assembled for meetings whenever the President posts a time. These assemblies will be about how to strengthen our great nation with our four goals of this Constitution. However, separate meetings may be called as well. The Head of Senate is the secondary Vice-President, Furbur27, by default. The Head of the House of Representatives is either the primary Vice-President, or another Member of the Lower House, if he/she receives two-thirds of the House’s votes. Due to a sometimes existing lack of attendance, the House of any House of Congress may propose a ONLY bills without a meeting. Every member of the House must have been confronted with it within 7 full days of its origin time. If both Houses fail to finish the Bill by the end of the frenzy, it will be automatically rejected. A simple majority of the entire Congress is needed to pass a bill. The bill may be reviewed by the Judicial Branch if an absolute majority is not met. This requirement to pass a bill is however with the anticipation that the Executives passed the bill. An absolute majority will be needed to override the Executive powers.

Section V

All members of the USRPF Congress have the right to judge the leadership of the President and his Silver Generals, Head Warlord, Warlords, and Head Generals freely. This is not for his impeachment, but to secure the blessings of our liberty to have freedom of speech. (See Amendment I).

Section VI

The members of the Congress of the USRPF will be paid with trust. The more influential members will be recognized for their decisions for our stable nation. Failure of the congressmen and/or any other government official to keep this secrets within “safe hands” for a stable government can be impeached for a “Constitutional offence [according to Article I, Section VI, U.C.].

Section VII

All bills will be made by the entire Congress of the USRPF. The House of Representatives will make bills for USRPF servers and forces stationed there. The Senate has the right to be seated in the “Grand Congress Hall” for a co-joined meeting at any time, if the Chief of Congress is present. All bills will be passed by them. For a bill to become a law, they must present it to President Commando717 for approval of the bill to become a law.  The Prime Minister, Lpg123 needs to sign it as well. When he agrees to it, he will approve it and it will be an official law; though the judges have to make sure it is constitutional. If he does not want to approve it, the Congress has the right to override it. An absolute majority of the entire Congress is required for a bill to become a law without the President’s, Prime Minister’s, or the Supreme Court’s approval. Congress may NEVER be suspended, or it is against Amendment I and this Consitution.

Section VIII

The Congress of the USRPF has the right to provide organizing for the RPF Military, Navy, Marines, Airforce, and Coast Guard. They, however, have no concrete/direct influence on the army’s actions itself.

Section IX

The migration or importation of ANY army must be granted permission to settle on our soil. Any army that is already settling our soil was already given permission to settle on our borders.

Section X

No server of the USRPF will be granted as a more noble server. Every server of the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation will be treated as equal as its oneself. A USRPF server cannot declare war on an invading army unless getting permission from the President and approval by the Congress. Once permission granted, the server may defend its territory. It can only defend itself to the point of necessity, if permitted by the Server Governor. If the situation is critical, the President has permission to override the Congress in time of emergency to get things done, only if permitted by the Prime Minister AND Chief of Congress.

Section XI

The Chief of Congress, alias Speaker of the Houses, is the supreme official of the Legislative branch, granting him the same authority and privileges in the Legislative Branch, as the President is granted in the Executive branch and army. The Chief of Congress may reserve the right to act for the President in Congress, if he/she is absent. When a bill is proposed and agreed upon both sides of Congress, The Chief of Congress must inform the President of the news. The Chief of Congress cannot veto a bill all together, but he/she has the equivalent voting tally of 25% of all congress votes (that currently being 4). His privileges grant him to be the second most influental government official in the USRPF. The President can still override him in times of crisis, as declared by the Prime Minister, Chief of Congress, and the President himself. If the status of situation cannot be determined by this “best-of-three” voting format, the Congress will be asked to vote on the status in a “phase two” discussion. The Chief of Congress also monitors the Constitution and has the initiative right to propose any Constitution revisions in written format [blog post] at any time. His proposal MUST be introduced into Congress discussion.

Article II [Executive Branch]

Section I

The Executive Power will be commanded by the President, with the Prime Minister also playing a key role as the 4th member. The current count of two Vice-Presidents will assist the President, or benefit from the experience of standing next to the President. Each penguin in the Executive Branch has a limited term of office, which will be explained below in each section. If a penguin of this branch is leading in a such unconstitutional way, he/she will be impeached and the next penguin in succession will take over the impeached official’s position temporarily until another election takes place. For a penguin’s impeachment, it must be approved by the Legislative Branch and the Prime Minister, whose responsibility is to act “under the International Law” [german: "völkerrechtlich"] and to make sure the State also runs according to that International Law. An impeachment of any Executive can be determined by a simple two-thirds majority of the Legislative Branch. If the President is not re-elected or retires from office, the Prime Minister must nominate a new candidate, who will be voted upon in Congress. Re-elections for any office in this government branch will be determined by the Chief of Congress (who is also the Chief Electoral Officer in these situations).

Section II

The President will have complete control of all RPF Armed Forces. He has the power to form treaties with other armies, unless Congress vetos, and an official treaty will be created. He has the power to schedule meetings, or any type of activity (excluding warfare unless congress agrees). He also has the power to promote ranks of existing RPF troops, give ranks to new recruits, and demote ranks of existing RPF troops. He has the power to appoint penguins for the position if need be. The Congress is usually asked to “let the President decide”, but always has the right to question his politics in questioning period.

Section III

The President can whenever he wants reveal to the Congress secret information. This information will be for the Executive, and Legislative Branch, only, but can later reveal, little by little, information or intelligence to the rest of the nation, if agreed by the Congress. Only information that the President wants to give out due to secrecy may be published to the public.

Section IV

The President has the power to declare war on ANY army or nation, unless the Congress vetos.

Section V

The other “key” member of the Executive Branch is the Head of State – the Prime Minister. He/she must be confirmed into office by the Chief of Congress. The Prime Minister is nominated by the President. It requires an overall two-thirds majority of the Congress to undo the Chief of Congress’ appointment. The Prime Minister must ensure that the Nation and Army is run “according to the International Law”, as mentioned before. The Prime Minister supervises the President’s actions, and if it violates this Constitution or the International Law, the Prime Minister can veto any laws affecting the State, and can also call for an Impeachment with the Congress. The Prime Minister may be removed from office if the President wishes this to happen; a two-thirds simple majority of agreement must be formed by the entire Congress for this to happen. Prime Ministers serve for up two two terms of four months. He/she may award people with prestigious awards recognized by the Government and State. And lastly, he/she has the right to confirm a President with a minority in all 3 electoral attempts. He/she may dissolve Parlament if: the President only gets a relative majority – a majority that does not meet the written requirements; or the President wishes to dissolve Parlament to re-build it – to be confirmed into office. The Supreme Court may review if the Prime Minister is aware of the President’s proper use of this dissolving power or abusing it. He/she must have spent six months in this Army with a rank of General or above (the past-used “Marshal” counts) and have had the rank of Warlord; whether it be current or past rank. The Prime Minister may replace the President for absence if: wished so by the President (probably has specific reasoning), and there is only 1 “official” Vice-President. In any such situation, the “official” Vice-President and the Prime Minister divide up leading power evenly. If there are two Vice-Presidents, the privilege of the Prime Minister is effectively void.

Article III [Judicial Branch]

Section I

The Judicial Power of the USRPF will be taken place in RPF Supreme Court Chat. The 3 judges will run the Judicial Branch in both important or minor cases or interpretations for any law to ensure it is constitutional.

Section II

The Judicial Branch may extend to ALL cases, in law and equity, stated in this Constitution, the laws of the USRPF made, treaties made or will be made. The trial of all crimes will be by jury. The jury will be consisted by ANY RPF troop and a total of 5 RPF troops will be recognized as a fair and complete jury. Each judge will trial together in any and every case.

Section III

Treason (betrayal of the RPF) will only consist declaring war on them and his/her followers. The Congress has the power to declare a punishment for a treason, unless agreed by the President, and approved by at least 3 of the judges.

Article IV [The Servers]

Section I

Full faith and credit will be given to each USRPF server for public acts and records. Any act or record must be approved by the Local Senate/Governor. Only if an issue is deemed “Federal”, must the Server Government await the decision of the Federal Congress.

Section II

All RPF troops and citizens are entitled to all privileges and immunities of citizens in ALL USRPF servers.

Section III

The Server Governor has the power to make all needful rules and regulations toward every server within USRPF borders. All servers must follow those regulations (again, any decision made by congress must be approved by President and least 3 judges to analyze).

Section IV

The United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation shall guarantee to every server in this nation a Represenative-Democratic form of government and will be protected against any kind of enemy invasion.

Section V

The Congress of the USRPF shall create amendments to this Constitution. When the absolute two-thirds majority of Congress and the Chief of Congress agree, revisions may be made to the amendment. Any amendment can be repealed or changed, unless it gets the right regulations above.

Section VI

The treaties and laws made in this Constitution will be the supreme law in all USRPF servers. The Legislative, Executive, and Judicial Branch must make an oath to follow and support this Constitution.

Section VII

The approval of all USRPF servers will be sufficient for the establishment of this Constitution.

2. Amendments

Amendment I

USRPF Congress will make no law abusing any RPF right to freedom of speech, press, assembly, and petition.

Amendment II

No person shall be held to answer for an infamous crime, unless on a presentment or of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger, nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy.

Amendment III

All RPF troops have the right to vote in any situation whatsoever and cannot be denied by the USRPF government due to the RPF troop’s character or rank.

Amendment IV

The President may revise the Constitution at any time – unless the entire Congress or the Supreme Court disagrees. If the Leader feels he should deserve more power, he may consult the Prime Minister, and together their actions cannot be rejected by ANYONE.

Amendment V

Never shall the Founders of the Federation, namely Commando717 and Kyle Cease, have the right to overrule a decision by the active Government, as the two founders are, in context of their own statement, “retired” – the exact contrary of “active” or “in action.”

Amendment VI

To ensure the stability of leadership and government, any one Leader/President who retires from service is not entitled to a term after their retirement. They have chosen to retire, and the effect of their decision is permanent.

3. Servers

Below are the servers of the USRPF:

• Tuxedo – Capital
• Tundra – Large Base (one third shared by RPF, BB, and WW)
  
• Tobaggan – Large Base
• Walrus – Large Base
• Summit – Large Base
• Winter Land – Regular Base
  
• Wind Chill – Regular Base (one half shared by RPF and SCPA)
  
• Yeti – Regular Base
• White Out – Regular Base
• Southern Lights – Regular Base
  
• Snowy River – Small Base (one third shared by RPF and two others to be announced)
  
• Yukon – Small Base
• Vanilla – Small Base
• Polar – Small Base

4. Allies and Enemies

There Are Other Armies and Nations out there. We have made it our duty to act democratically and diplomatically with these other Nations and their respective Armies.

A list of our Allies and Enemies can be found here:  http://rpfrulers.wordpress.com/alliesenemies-list/

5. Citizenship

Anyone who has joined the Rebel Penguin federation are already citizens. Penguins who are not in RPF, but are within USRPF borders are residents. This will prevent confusion. This also of course means that being a Citizen with full priviledges requires to be in the Army. Below are the advantage of being a citizen:

• Citizens may Vote for: President, Vice-President, Senators, Server Governors (Anything Representing The Citizens)
• Citizens may run for: Server Governors and/or other positions of the Local Government
• Citizens Have Priority in Being Protected By Our Army
• Citizens’ Comments to the Government are read first, while Residents’ Comments are read after

Other Roles include: Member of the Government Cabinet; Participation in The Offices of Government Agencies; Member of The Army (No-Brainer!); Member of The Agency For Foreign Affairs/Being an Ambassador.

6. History

The Rebel Penguin Federation was founded on May 8th, 2007 by founder and previous leader, Commando717. The RPF was created during WWIII, when the UMA, Underground Mafias Army ruled over Club Penguin. The RPF was created during a civil rebellion inside UMA. Commando717 was a high ranked soldier who was given the power to run Tuxedo and given around 25-30 troops under his command. He later finds out how and why UMA is evil so he and his faithful soldiers make the most random, courageous, and probably the most risky act ever: they rebelled against the monopolized UMA from such low number of troops. This rebel UMA group, that was named the Rebel Penguin Federation, was successful in taking away Tuxedo from UMA, that is today capital of the USRPF. Within around a day or two, RPF was then the most talked-about army on Club Penguin. Major armies such as the ACP, Army of Club Penguin, witnessed the RPF’s courage to fight. Supreme Commander Oagalthorp of the ACP, now a retired leader, agreed to an alliance to stop UMA. Weeks went by, and finally the allied armies, including RPF, defeated UMA in WWIII. RPF became the most grown army in such short amount of time in Club Penguin history. Many other events happened after that: alliances with larger armies like Nachos, IW, WW, BB, etc. took place. Then, around 6 months later, the United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation was established. 3 months later, Kg007 became leader over RPF at Commando’s retirement. For about a month, Kg did not fulfill is duties and then left to join the ACP. The RPF had control over the 2nd page of servers, back when CP didn’t have an update. But around 2 months ago, a huge CP update in the servers on different servers were switched around, creating confusion on where other armies’ servers were. The RPF then considered ACP an evil army and the alliance was broken for about the week and former leader Kg wanted to engage war on RPF. Ziehen, elected in July as leader of the RPF, made a last minute alliance. Upon that however, the RPF accepted defeat and agreed to have all servers taken away except Tuxedo, Tundra, Yeti, Yukon, and Vanilla. RPF was then lacking in troops and a select few participated. Then, around 1 month ago, the Tundra Union was established. Tundra would be owned by the RPF, WW, and BB. Tundra has many wars and these armies and the RPF bonded together to ensure peace to its residents. Ziehen soon retired on 31 December, 2008. In place, the now legendary Founder of the RPF, Himself, Commando717 took back the leadership posistion as the now fourth leader of the Rebel Penguin Federation. Today, RPF is improving in recruiting troops, making treaties, etc. If you haven’t, join the Rebel Penguin Federation to protect CP and Fight The Good Fight.

7. Rules To All Armies

Below is the list of rules that all armies: allied, neutral, or hostile toward us can and cannot do:

1. Armies Cannot Settle On USRPF Servers Without Permission- It has been CLEAR that the RPF have the rights to boundary our servers part of nation. Settling within our servers without permission will give us the assumption that you are an enemy and we WILL attack you on sight. We do this because we care about our residents and citizens. You can; however, apply for a land grant to settle on ONLY 1 server of the USRPF (excluding Tundra). You will be allowed to use our resources, rooms, etc. without any problems with us. If we witness or suspect that you are abusing your grant, we will cancel your grant and deport you out of our nation. We do this because for the protection of our servers and people.
2. Armies That Break Treaties With Us will Not Be Tolerated - We make treaties because it insures that you will protect our residents and we will protect your residents. We have your back, you have ours. It is a win-win scenario. However, breaking an alliance for no reason cannot be tolerated. You have made a verbal commitment to us. Now if you are found to have a GOOD reason, we will do our best to correct the problem so that we can live with peace together.
3. Armies Cannot Be On Any RPF Chat With Meeting Or Session Present- The RPF likes to have our privacy, just like you. Unless you are a member of the RPF, you are welcome to attend meetings, sessions, debates, and trials. If you are a leader, second, or third command of an army, but is a member of the RPF, you cannot join our meetings because you have an army and nation of yours to run. If we invite you, then yes you are welcome to our meetings. We do this to prevent spies and spammers. Now, when the meeting is over or if a meeting or event on any type of RPF Chat is not engaged, you are always welcome to come on and socialize.
4. Armies Cannot Spam On Our Blog - If you are a citizen of the RPF, or given special permission, then you are welcome to post a link on a comment. If you are not a citizen of the RPF, your URL links that post on a comment will be marked as spam. We want you to comment, but do not want you to spam or commit the above rule.
5. Armies Cannot Take Any Material Off The Blog- All armies cannot take, without permission, anything written or prewritten on the blog. This is a criminal act called plagiarism. We want you to be creative your own way on what we’ve written on our blog. If you commit this, we will notify WordPress to delete your blog, we are not kidding. If you were in college and you did plagiarism on a paper, you would be given a 0 in that class and be booted out of that college if it was real life. Anything written by us is important to us. Unless you ask or already a citizen, you cannot copy and paste our exact wording.

Now, if you are an APPLIED citizen, you are protected under this Constitution and are given more freedoms and rights than anyone else. We don’t make these rules to be mean, but these rules are made to protect our blog, members, and residents.

8. Government System

Legislative Branch

This branch is an important one. Its job is to make laws. The Congress is the main body of the Legislative Branch. It consists of the Senate and House of Representatives. Note: If a congressman is in both houses, he/she is only entitled to one vote. However, he/she may choose to remain in “both houses” – for the record.

Chief of Congress – Ziehen

House of Representatives

Head: Omega39 (primary Vice-President)

Members: Mocar1, Worky, Jedimaster17, Reaperdrone, Emperor Josh, Nielsenkc, Mpenguin123 (K310 removed of position by Congress in January 2009)

Senate

Head: Furbur27 (Secondary Vice President) Dragonninja0 (Head Warlord transferred over until Furbur27 returns from leave of absence)

Members: Chapa23 (Wind Chill), Worky (Yukon), Wasabiix (Vanilla), Alex N. (Yeti), Spongebob007 (Tundra), Naruto721 (Polar)

Executive Branch

This branch is also an important one. Its job is to enforce and administer laws. Its main leader is the President.

President – Commando717

Vice-President – Omega39/Furbur27

Prime Minister – Lpg123 (NO DIRECT INFLUENCE ON GOVERNMENT)

Judicial Branch

Judges – Kyle Cease (Head), Tucker Jinx, Spaceybirdy)

Prosecutors – May Vary

Jury – Must Vary

8. Departments

Foreign Affairs – Furbur27

These people of the RPF work with other armies to establish and maintain treaties with numerous different armies. The Head of Foreign Affairs runs this department and ambassadors, chosen by the Head, are assigned to work with their assigned army to make sure everything is fine. In any other context, the Head of Foreign Affairs shall be called “USRPF Minister of Foreign Affairs”.

Espionage – SCORPIA

These people are the spies and spec-ops of the RPF. They collect info, WHEN ASSIGNED, to spy on an army. The Head of Intelligence runs this department and spies, chosen by the Head, are assigned to armies to conduct surveillance and reconnaissance; however, they can only do it WHEN ORDERED to. We do not want our allies mad at us. All intelligence work is allowed to be conducted in any allied, neutral, or hostile army.

Note: The Head of these Departments are not part of cabinet anymore – it was dissolved on 01 January, 2009 by new President Commando717.

10. Conclusion

In conclusion, this is the USRPF Constitution, created by the RPF and USRPF. This constitution will maintain what the RPF/USRPF can and cannot do. This sacred document is also for other armies what they can and cannot do to USRPF servers. This was created so that the RPF/USRPF can create and maintain a perfect unified nation,  to insure domestic tranquility,  to provide for the common defense, to promote the general welfare of our citizens, and to secure our blessings of liberty within our nation borders. Any rule broken in this sacred document from ANY RPF member is and will be for treason. May this constitution lead and maintain the RPF/USRPF for its golden age. This constitution proves that we, the Rebel Penguin Federation / United Servers of the Rebel Penguin Federation, was, is, and will be Fight(ing) The Good Fight.

 

Now that Democracy Has Been Temporarily Restored,

The Leader Elections will be in a matter of hours. I’ll let Commando create the poll.

 

-Kyle Cease

Some Updates

Hey there, its the new RPF leader, Dragonninja0. I’m here with some daily news.

First of all, last night we were invaded bye the UMA, the RFW, the MM, and the Cpeq.

For Uma, there back on our side, we didnt have to do anything, turns out they just wanted something to do. No harm No foul.

for RFW, we agreed to share parka witht them, i found out that the ST already had an existing agreement. No harm No foul.

For Cpeq, turns out they were just helping RFW. I really dont care about them.

For MM, they first wanted 3% of tuxedo, obviously i denied this since its our capital. We agreed to give them a server, and decided it would be bunny hill.  Little Harm, Little Foul.

Now a few things to look forward to:

• the return of democracy to the usrpf
• Govenor elections
• Mass Server invasion
• Promo Day

A couple personal looks you can look forward too under my leadership:

• The continues of the News Today
• Ask Dragon
• Some spoofs
• Even more making fun of disney
• Wars

- Mat aka Dragonninja0, signing out for now.

Uma is b

On Vacation

Alright, heres the deal.

I, Commando717, am going on vacation for 3 days. Im going to the biggest indoor waterpark in America. Meaning Ill be back Wednesday night, which infact does really screw up this weeks plans here at RPF.

So heres the deal, Dragonninja0 and Mocar1 are in command of RPF until I get back. You may contact them on RPF chat. Go there for current orders and what not. www.xat.com/therpf

Dragon and Mocar, try not to cause any wars, defend the USRPF, and please recruit a lot. We have some stuff coming up this Thursday and Friday.

Spacey: Sorry I havent been on that much this weekend, I have been really busy. Im bringing my laptop with me so I might be able to get on xat. I love you Spacey, see you Wednesday night if I cant get on.

- Commando717

Fight The Good Fight

Club Penguin News ||||Mega News Edition||||

Welcome to Club Penguin News —> MEGA ULTRA EXTREME AWESOME NEWS EDITION! Featuring over a estimated 300 Ask Commando questions, Club Penguin News, and Army News! By the time your reading this, its probably already Saturday considering how long this will take me!

AUUUUUUGHHHHHHH! CLUB PENGUIN I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!YOU TOOK YOUR NEWS, AND COPIED MY IDEAS SCREWING ME OUT OF A POST! Ok, in this post, I shall attempt to insult and make fun of Club Penguin in every way possible if their going to steal my jokes and not make me at least, at minimum, give me a job.

April Fool’s Party

Considering the NEWS PAPER deal over here, they seem to have given me something to make fun of them about. Alright, for April Fools. They basically are saying “Hey little Timmy! You know that fun Disney game you play? Well now you play Club Hobo Village so screw you! Try not to get shanked!”. I logged on to find that every building in the USRPF has turned into a GIANT BOX. This is like Ed Edd and Eddy all over again. So now your stealing Cartoon Network ideas Disney? A new low indeed.

So, heres some pictures.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Hobos! Now buy some of these organs in my coat. Don’t you want some gills? Do you want gills? We give gills cheap.

We have a beautiful Spongebob themed Dojo too!

We have boxes of all kinds! Big boxes, sorta big boxes, medium boxes, sorta.. medium boxes, small boxes, smaller boxes, and smallerest boxes with happy faces.

Some times you can find pills in the boxes! If you take them near a flat box, things get really freaky. (HAHAHA Club Penguin is supporting getting tripped out, meaning they support Drugs, hear that kids? Do drugs ~ Disney)

Freaky maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan…

Don’t forget about the NEW Box Store! Now we can actually thank those Mexican immigrants! (Club Penguin also supports democrats, that insults you republicans, do something!)

Muy Bien!

Since the currency is now cardboard, and no longer money. The Tonight Show got canceled! (See, Disney is hating on the other channels)

Oh, and RPF also has a new weapon. Boiling Hot Water! Take that… enemies!

So please come on down to Club Hobo Village, we have eggs, and GILLS!

Awards

A lot of awards were given out at the awards show, but Club Penguin News decided that they should say something about the Penguin Band. Oh of course. This is Disney, everything must revolve around a singer’s or actor’s world. Disney: I will be happy with you once you STOP making Pop singers famous. And once you kill the Jonas Brothers. If you don’t somebody will eventually!

And now, your doing it on a PENGUIN GAME you bought for 300,000 million dollars when you could have made a better one and let this one develop into some kind of war game. But NOOOOOO you continue to read my blog and you continue to steal my ideas. GIVE ME A JOB!

More Snow Statue Showings!

NO, there will be NO more lame Snow Statues created by 5 year olds.

And NO I will not Click HERE because now Club Penguin is inferring Im gay. I think not. And explain this to me, WHO IS THE FISH? Explain it! Explain it right now. Who is that fish supposed to be? Jerks!

Did You Know?

Did you know? That when Club Penguin thinks your idea is good enough, they will use it? HAHAHA I bet you didnt know that *freaks out*

Check It Out! Another badly drawn anime drawing with ANOTHER box.

How It’s Done: Throw paint onto a story board, produce it as a show, write a phony plot, and air it on Adult Swim.

Tip Of The Week: God…. Just stay out of our way! *raises fist in air*

Ask Commando

OMG! ITS FINALLY OUT! ASK COMMANDO IS FINALLY OUT! Thats why it gets a huge title. And its why this post came out so late. So are you ready?

Starting off from last week….

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I am Bored, so I will send you some boring questions that I hope you
can make fun of.

1. Why is it that republicans always have Weird Perverted names (some

in different languages)?

2. Would you rather date Spacey or my Mom? 0_0

3. Who is the secret Person behind Oagal’s Dad? (For some reason, I

think I answered myself in this question by saying “person”)

4. Black or Grey?

5. What is the least favorite ting about yourself?

6. What are you listening to right now?

7. What’s your favorite movie?

8. Are you getting bored of answering these questions?

9. If you had to choose, who would you sell Club Penguin too? (Disney

already killed it)

10.If you could change 1 Club Penguin Room, which would it be and how?

Hope that by the time I read this on another one of you posts I will

laugh and not be bored, Thanks for being funny :p

~Stev712

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Commando717: Continuing off…. oh my god theres so many questions .-.

1) Because republicans are stupid, and they have Bush to prove it.

2) Spacey.

3) Its Person ok? They did it flat out in site on Nacho chat. How didnt you see?

4) Black Power!

5) Me having to have the Ask Commando series.

6) Disturbed

7) Dont have one. Because I dont crave structure

YES

9) If Disney offered me 300,000 for a penguin game hell I would sell it, who wouldnt? But, they could at least GIVE ME A JOB.

10) Why would I want to change a room? I already made up the Forest and Cove. My ideas. Read my emails from last year buddy.

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Hey Commando, lets see if you can answer my questions.

1) If you swallow a radio, you talk a lot, but how do they talk a lot on the radio? Do they swallow radios at the radio?

2) What’s preventing a World War to happen on CP?

3) What do you do when you are bored?

4) Why is ACP the biggest army?

5) Why is ACP full of noobs?

6) Why are you funny?

7) If you could get one person to join RPF, who would it be?

What is the most brutal thing you would do to a CP Mod?

9) If Oagal is a dictator, then what is his dad?

10) Why did Oagal’s mum marry Person if Person hates Oagalthorp?

11) What army is Oagal’s mum in?

12) If birds fly, why don’t people crawl?

Thanks.

~Miroos/Zamros~

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Commando717: Wise guy eh?

1. YOU DON’T EAT RADIOS

2) Im not sure, but RPF is actually having real wars instead of practice, join the RPF today!

3) Play video games and pwn noobs

4) When a 8 year old joins an army, whats easier to join than something called “The Army Of Club Penguin”

5) I just explained it.

6) Cause Im Commando, Bitch

7) (he set himself up) Yo Momma.

Take their job, and then kill the Jonas Brothers

9) (lmao) Yo Momma

10) Hahaha you said Mum

11) Haha you said Mum again

12) ….

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Hey Comcomcomcomcomando. Its Jcapp here with some good (you would know) questions

1.How old is Oagals mom?

2. If you could choose between RPF and RPF, which one would it be?

3. If you choose one leader for the day, who would it be besides you?

4.When is the next congress meeting? (you knew i was gonna ask that.)

5. If the Sex inuendos were involved back in club penguin, would Person be there?

6. Are you and spacey still getting it on?

7.Are old people  running club Penguin and making it bad?

8. Can you think of another question and then answer it that isn’t offensive to me.

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Commando717: Oh so you think its funny to mess with the legendary Commando717 name? Huh?

1) Old, Considering Person.

2) Ohhh man I can’t choose, thats too tough. Their both so great.

3) Me, in disguise. Theres a difference.

4) Once our government isnt a dictatorship

5) Wait what?

6) By what means….

7) No, worst, Disney

Uhhh No.

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1. If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side up, what happens if you strap toast to a cats back?

2. Why doesn’t Tarzan grow a beard?

3. If you’re standing on the second floor, are you standing on the first floor ceiling?

4. Who would you rather go out with, Person or Boomer?

5. Why is my DOG covered in sperm?

6. Pie or Cheesecake?

7. Would you rather deal with going to war with ACP and dealing with their size, or going to war with Nachos and dealing with fighting friends. (And no allies are allowed)

~Unicow

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Commando717: Unicow? Unicow???

1) Im going to try that, Ill get back to you.

2) Tarzan is a Disney thing thats why, they can incourage an imperfect human in their book.

3) Its a foot beneth you, but yeah.

4) What kind of question is that? Thats just horrible. Never.

5) See thats what happens when your bring Person into the question.

6) Cheesecake!

7) Im an Indestructable Master Of War, why would you ask me that?

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I’m putting up another challenge.

1. Why are you Commando?

2. Why did the ST leader steal your name?

3. When did you meet Spacey?

4. Was that AFTER you did her mom, or WHILE you were busy doing her mom?

5. I’m sorry, I just had to ask that.

6. Why do we have two ears, two eyes, two hands, but only twelve toes?

7. Why do boys have two ears, two eyes, two hands, two feet, but only one… nevermind.

8. Do you get tired of ACP wiping your bitter tears off the floor with Omega’s face?

9. If you led ACP for a day, what would you do?

10. What would you do if you met Boomer in real life?

11. What would you do if you met ME in real life?

12. If you were at a party, and you said “Aw, this water tastes like shit!” and a cop was right behind you IN A CHURCH, what would you do?

13. If you broke a pumice rock in your third grade class that you weren’t supposed to break, what would you do?

14. Follow up Q: Why were you dumb enough to snap the rock FULL OF AIR HOLES in half?

That’s all.

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Commando717: NAMELESS FOOL!

1) Cause Im awesome.

2) Cause Im awesome

3) 2007 but I didnt even notice her, true story XD

4) No I was busy doing your mom.

5) .-.

6) Ten… toes… stupid…

7) Cause Im awesome

Who said I was crying?

9) A lot of things.

10) A lot of things.

11) A lot of things. (Lmao, that response works for all 3 questions! And its funny still!)

12) I dont go to Church, thats what I would do.

13) First answer my question, whats a pumice.

14) !?!?!?!?!?

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1.Who would win the war? Renegade or ACP

2.Do you have a girlfriend?

3.Do you like ACP

4.Am I gay?

5.If you had to kill somebady who would it be?

6.How would you kill yourself?

7.What is your faorite gun?

8.Do you like pie?

9.How would you kill Oagal?

10.What is your real name?

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Commando717: Mr… No Name…

1) No way to tell right now.

2) Duh

3) Depends

4) Couldnt say you arent.

5) You

6) If you were looking to kill yourself really cool like, just dont sleep.

7) The one that kills you

Yeah

9) Id use a box some how

10) Jamey ( Oh NO!!! He just said his real name! THATS SO INSANE!!!!!!!! lawlz)

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My name’s Hunt70, and I like waffles and pancakes…and flapjacks.

1. Was that thunder I heard, or was it Chuck Norris farting?

2. Which is your favorite color out of these four:  Wicked white, burnt black, yucky yellow, or retarded red?

3. When Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, why was there a three-eyed alien named Mindyellie in the well?

4. If you had a son, would his name be Second in Commando727?

5. What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Ozzy Osbourne, and Weird Al?

6. Which would you rather have the ability to do:  Walk on water, or swim on land?

7. Can I borrow a dollar?

8. Do you frost your flakes with crystal meth?

9. When Disney makes the giant Micky statues, will you fight them off with giant Commando statues?

10. Not much to say just wanted to have a tenth question even though this isn’t really a question.

I leave you with this wisdom:  When life gets you down, just remember:  It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Commando717: HI HUNT!

1) Lmao, Chuck Norris… or Commando?

2) Lmao retarded red, nice… Id say Burnt Black XD

3) Because shes Retarded Red

4) That was a lame question.

5) The Jonas Brothers, and or George Bush

6) Walk on Water

7) Never

What?

9) No, Ill fight them off with my fist of iron and my biceps of steel

10) SCREW YOU!

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Hey commando,this is Naruto 721,to ask you some real “WTF” questions.

1.Kyle told me he went in ur room in underwear that had my moms name in it….Mind explaining that?

2.My cat died a few days ago.

3.CHOCLATE RAAAAAAAAAAIN

4.TAY ZONDAY FTW BITCHES

4.I think imade two number fours,should i stay in school?

4.Three fours….

5.Finally ,i know how to count,i barely know my “Ab..c.r…f..Alphabet thingies.. :/

6.If you saw a red door,would you paint it black?I’d paint it dark red..

7.MY PIKACHU BRINGS ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD,AND THEIR LIKE DO YOU WANNA TRADE CARDS?DAMN RIGHT,ILL TRADE YOU MY CHARZARD,I WILL BURN YOU WITH A GOOD MAGMAR.

8.I realized your  cheating on spacey because your fucking all of RPf members moms..you dirty son of a bitch.

9.GOTTA KEEP IT PIMPING.

10.Aha your email is commando4343,because 717 was taken,how bout them apples bitch?

11.DONT STOP BELIVING,KEEEP ONNNNNNNNNN DREAMING,STREET LIIIIIIIIIGHT PEPLE OOOOOOOH.

12.I wanna dribble my big penis in Boomers face to show that ACP truly likes dick.

13.2 more questions left noob.

14.I dont know what to say,except stop fucking my mother

15.This message is from mat~ Get off my mom!!!
16.I said 2 more questions but i wanted to add this. 

Ok cya noob,have fun with life!!!

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Commando717: SCREW YOU! WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR EMAIL IN BOLD? I CANT GET IT OFF!

1) That made no sense.

2) Haha… cats

3) …. This is the last time you get Ask Commando

4) -.-

4)  No.

4) .-.

5) >=[

6) Ok screw you, you dont get the rest of your questions answered.

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What is your opinion on gay marriage?

are you huggably soft?

do YOU do cocaine

is kyle actually a chipmunk?

are you actually a phychotic baby bent on killing your mother?

when will i get payment from your mom?

which do u like better, hotdogs or coconuts?

are you a rapper?

wiggity wiggity whack?

do you skateboard?

is kyle in love with anna?

what happened to spamcats?

is it true that the green puffles showed up right after they started pouring dye into the chicago river?

are u the proud owner of a jesus puffle?

did you eat a vegitarean?

do you own a hatredcopter?

do you plan of following threw with ur plan to find kg and beat him up once u turn 16?

do you have a pet named Mr.Piggie?

Is Gir actually a metaphor for americas stupidity?

what is the true meaning of doomeh?

what does RAWR mean?

when did it become worse to be fat then to be a smoker?

is it wrong that after i watched “SUPERSIZE ME”, i was hungry?

get yo fat space ass back here

are you a terrorist?

they say that everyone is different, which means that they arent normal, but if everone is different, that means there all the same (making being different being a norm), what is your opinion on this paradox?

if possible please email me ur response ahead of time, i really want to know ur answers ASAP.

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Commando717: Ok, you bother me ALL week about how your questions are so great but they turn out to be horrible horrible stupid questions. With out numbers. I mean come on. WITH OUT.. numbers. You dont get a answer, you get a paragraph telling you how terrible your questions are. PEOPLE: STOP ACTING SO STUPID!

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Hello commando.. i don’t know if you remember me or not. I am Alex Clip, and i used to be the governor of Ice age, and a headwarlord for the military branch of RPF. anyway.. I have a question for the ask commando section of the RPF site. Here it is: ” Would you rather be insinerated, or slowly steam rolled?” Thanks.

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Commando717: Mmmmmmm steam… rolls…. actually Incineration is much more brutal. So Id go with that. Now why are you asking me this?

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Hey commando, whats up.

1. Why does the moon rise and set?

2. How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

3. What is better, the vegetales or the doodlebops.

4. The village called, they want their idiot back.

5. THAT WAS LIKE SO FUNNY HUH

6. What is your zip code, and social security number? ( this is ask commando, you better answer that )

7. What would happen if the sky was purple?

8. DISNEY WORLD!

9. What was michael jackson doing in your bed last night?

10. yeah, and they call me insane.

 

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Commando717: You are now added to my list of no names.

1) The moon doesnt actually exist, its a government conspircy.

2) A…. Lot…

3) First off, whats a Doodlebop?

4) 1990 called, they want that joke back. (I got that one from a commercial)

5) No, it wasnt.

6) Ask your mom, I think she knows it.

7) Id be even more awesome.

NO!

9) Apparently searching every corner of the world for his nose!

10) You are insane! You have no name!

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Sorry I skipped last week, but I haz questions now!!!

1. If a tree falls in the forest but nobody hears it, does a very small part of you die inside? (random)

2. Are all CP armies essentially dictatorships in the end?

3. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

4. What would the RPF be like if Kyle led it?

5. Oh my god! You killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD!!!

6. If you could chose to nuke an army and destroy it off the face of the intarwebz forever, which one would it be (out of Nachos, ACP, IW, WW, CPW, and UMA)?

7. Marco?

8. Are the penguin play awards a money grabber or a pathetic attempt to copy the Oscars?

9. Have you noticed a pattern to these?

10. Would you start another WW on CP if the opportunity arises?

11. Necesito una sopa de bebes muertes con queso, por favor.

-The Jungle N

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Commando717: Too many questions..

1) No, it impales a family of raccoons which soon leads to a murder investigation.

2) Yeah…

3) Watch The Simpsons Movie

4) Everybody would be dead

5) Oh yeah… go cars…

6) If I said anybody, everybody would hate me.

7) Dont say his name, he was ran over by a car last week.

Why do you ask me these obvious questions?

9)  Suck Suck Suck Suck… Suck? yes I have.

10) If I has the reasons.

11) NO COMPRENDE PACO!

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Hey Commando, I have some Questions

(1 How many kitty tanks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

(2 Just wondering, why is it rebelfederation.com instead of rebelpenguinfederation.com

(3 Why do cows say “MOO” and not “MEH”?

(4 If electricity comes from electrons, does nerdyness come from nerds?

(5 Do you find it weird how soda cans are cylinders and not cubes?

Thanks! ~Divotoo

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Commando717: Why are your questions so small?

1) One.

2) Because I own the other one and this one cant steal domains, and it sounds cooler.

3) They were not born in Canada

4) I wouldnt know

5) No.

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1. How long did it take before UMA was overthrown by RPF.

2. Who invented Canadian Bacon?

/\/\/\Emperer Josh/\/\/\

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Commando717: Only 2 questions? Awesome. And this is the last one! WOOOO!

1) 3 Awesome Months

2) Yo Momma.

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VICTORY IS MINE! VICTORY FOR COMMANDO! I DID IT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Army News

Finally, wow, I never wasted so much time in my entire life. I mean really… wow. Alright onto some important army news.

Starting with RPF, we have too many damn servers. Were simply horrible. So I devised a way to get us down to 17 Official USRPF servers, and on top of that, 17 Server Grant… servers. So its pretty metal. Just check out the diagram below. It tells it all.

As you can see this is going to require the invasion of 7 servers, plus the Parka Clean Out. Boy do we have a week a head of us.

Alright get ready guys, get your bags, pack your guns, were going to start some wars and take some servers.

The Invasion Schedule is set to commence soon, probably some time after my two day invasion on Monday and Tuesday.

In other RPF news, were also going to have two LIVE News Channels (not on TV) but on a certain site. Ill tell you more about it soon, but for now, my arms are about to fall off!

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Thats all the news for today,

- Commando717

Fight The Good Fight

PS: 100th Comment on this post, who ever’s army is that comment, gets a server.

 

April Fool’s News

Know whats funny about April Fool’s Day at my school? We spend all year pranking our teachers, or teachers and kids having prank wars against another class. But when it comes to April Fool’s Day. We decide to watch movies all day long. I mean come on, the instructions in math were to “If you talk, I will kill you”. XD

Well thats why I’m not doing anything special for April Fool’s Day. So suck it.

Anyway, after looking over our nation once more last night. Since the RPF/ST Treaty we obtained a bunch of servers that I havent even gone on yet! So I have some new ideas.

• Drop Servers Not Needed
• Zone Dropped Servers For Land Grants
• Relocate some bases to more useful servers
• Enforce home front defenses

My Idea:

Were going to pick servers we want as official servers, and drop those that arent being used. Invade new ones. And then the ones we drop will be put under USRPF Government Control. What do I mean by that? Same deal with ST. We can make a business off of this.

So, we rent out servers to small armies in exchange for their armies men to help fight for the USRPF if in time of war. So not only does the army get A. Some New Servers. They get B. A Strong Alliance With RPF. And don’t forget C. A Server Whose Protected Under The RPF Constitution.

To help watch over the servers being rented out we will develop sectors of them, we will be like God’s Eye just watching incase they go under siege.

Pretty bad ass right? This way for the more than 12 servers but less than 24 we come out with. We will have a even BIGGER army defending “Peace And Justice For All”.

Doing this not only benefits us like you can already see clearly, it makes it so others cant ridicule us for having too many servers. I mean when I agree with them you know their right. So thats why this is a good course of action for this dilemma.

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USRPF Meeting

Date: April 2nd, 2009 (Thursday)

Times:

• 9:00 PM EST
• 8:00 PM CST
• 7:00 PM MST
• 6:00 PM PST

Location: Army Central Chat [This is a meeting for RPF/ST Leaders ONLY] www.xat.com/armycentral

Reason: To Discuss The USRPF

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Also today in April Fool’s News,

Nachos are declaring a war on ACP to crush their entire army, their starting by invading each and every server the DRACP owns.

The Watex Warriors are also merging into ACP, they have already joined their ranks to become one super army, possibly to crush the Nachos!

[Please Do Note This Section Is "APRIL FOOL's" News- We expect your not a total idiot]

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Today on the Home Front,

Parka has been quite clear after my more than autheastic last post. I believe our point has been made. There is still no clear day set for the Clean Out, but its coming up guys.

Avalanche is growing in popularity among RPF troops, I think thats going to be a new base some time soon.

The ST occupance in Ice Palace is still unknown, we will figure out that deal this next meeting.

Aside from that, everything is looking up!

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Thats all the news for today,

- Commando717

Fight The Good Fight

PS: April Fools! I said there wasn’t going to be an April Fools joke today, but that was the joke! (Give yourself a few seconds to think that cleverly made up idea, don’t hurt yourself)